Bad Dragon Ika


07 Nov

Thank you so much to Bad Dragon for generously sending me this toy. Among many other things!

Seriously, they sent way too much. Lube, toy cleaner, density sample pucks, TINY WEENIES (I don’t know why I’m so excited about these but I am) a remote controlled bullet vibe, and a keychain.

All this on top of the giant custom toy they let me pick.

I wanted to experience Bad Dragon the way it was intended. Extra Large. And I had been admiring the tentacles for a while. My thought process was that tentacles are tapered, so even in the largest size, the top half of the tentacle wouldn’t be that girthy.

Lately I’ve been really loving soft density silicone toys, I’ll attribute that to Marco of Uberrime. Thanks for getting me hooked with your Cthulhu, friend.

Alright enough yammering. Let’s actually review this Extra Large Ika in Soft Firmness with suction cup add on.

I’m honestly in awe of how beautiful this toy is. The sculpt is great, the suckers are prominent but not too intrusive. I like texture, but I don’t want to feel like I’m using a cheese grater down there. The only thing is that I wish it was tampered a little more evenly. The first half is great and then it just kind of suddenly gets really fat. However, where it gets fat is about at the point where I run out of insertion length anyways.

The soft density is perfect for a wiggly tentacle, and I’d wager all of their toys. It has a nice squish and it’s nice and bendy. This means the toy moves with you and molds to your shape. I also always recommend soft for larger toys, to make them less intimidating. Unless that’s what you’re going for. Same for toys with a point, if you’re worried about being stabbed.

The most impressive part I would have to say is the suction cup. It’s molded right into the base so it’s hidden and seamless. And it works. With a toy this large and heavy I was pretty sceptical, but this sucker (hah tentacle pun) sticks and feels super secure.

The only thing I could complain about is that the colours previewed on their website didn’t match the actual silicone, but that’s the nature of computer screens. The green on top was spot on, but the blueish grey on the bottom was much less blue on my screen. It’s still a pretty toy though.

All in all I do recommend Bad Dragon. Their website is designed well, the size tool was pretty spot on, the customization is amazing, and their toys are really creative. I’m in love with my Ika and I plan to get more of their toys in the future. I do feel like I must admit that I have been a fan of theirs long before I received one of their toys and I’m so glad they lived up to my expectations.

If you are afraid of large toys, they have so many size options, you can definitely find something that’s the right fit. And if you want to dip your toes into large toys, I recommend something tapered like a tentacle.


*Bad Dragon sent me this toy and other products without requesting anything in return. This review is entitled my opinions.